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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police


niknak79:

Cooking soup

nneonn:

My mental reaction to everything that upsets me. 

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me after running for 30 seconds:i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

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Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.


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facebook:someone added a photo of you
me:fuck